Well, it might look like this:
(young woman walking on beach)
Or maybe like this, if you’re a non-beach person:
(Young woman looking out over mountains)
Or if you use the Alarm Clock Sex Toy, it might look like this:
(woman’s face, perhaps orgasmic)
The “alarm clock” looks like this:
and you wear it to bed, inside your panties. It wakes you up by vibrating. So presumably, you would wake up really happy. According to the article:
The device has 27 ultra-quiet levels of intensity (plus three more monster-loud ones for your deep sleepers).
What’s not to love about that? If i woke up with an orgasm, i would probably be so content, i’d fall back asleep.
Olivia 
Hell, if I didn’t have to get up until 9:44, I’d be smiling anyhow, no matter if anything was buzzing or vibrating or what have you! (And why are the words, “more money than sense” going through my head right now??)
;-D
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Lol Jz I can always trust you to get to the heart of the matter!
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How about old woman looking at mountains? Add in a vibrator and it would be perfect (for me anyway).
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Ooooh, that sounded pretty ageist of me, didn’t it? And makes me realize that when i googled women on the beach and woman in the mountains, all the images i got were young women. Hmmmm. And yes, adding a vibrator would be good. 🙂
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See, I didn’t say that, cuz I’m always being told I’m too pedantic and chose not to go there.
But yeah, when I scrolled past the third picture, I was braced to read, “young woman’s face…”
(and then I got distracted by the ridiculous time on the absurd alarm clock… ;-p)
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You are not too pedantic -at least, i never said you were!!
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I just want the vibrator. I mean alarm clock. I totally lost sight of how old the women were.
🙂
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Lol, yeah, it’s kinda cool.
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