Submissive Humor

“Submissive: “Oh, no, not the whip, Sir, please, Sir, anything but the whip!!

Dominant: (waggling eyebrows, Groucho style) Anything?

Submissive: The whip, the whip!!”

That is so old, I don’t remember where I first heard it, but it has always amused me. I also don’t know why it’s been going through my mind the last few days.

Lol, ok, I might have some idea why it’s been popping up in my head. { Looks sideways at Sir Jon…} But anyhow.

Y’all. I have lost all sense of decorum. (There. That sounds better than trading my dignity maybe.). I check my messages 3,000 times a day, worse than any teenager. I’m struggling to concentrate on anything (aside from the submissive fantasies playing in my head all day. And night.). I think I should probably be tied up in some way, preferably with ropes, and contained.

And I’m loving every minute of it.

I’ve asked Sir to help me take steps to be able to concentrate at work and he’s agreed to give me some structure/guidelines to follow. I appreciate that. I would not want to be someone who needed my Dominant to regulate my work. But I feel helpless in the face of waves of passionate longing that – well, they knock me off my feet, to my knees. So humbling myself a bit to ask Sir for help is the right thing to do.

Obviously, my plan not to talk about my relationship here is already out the frigging window. Well. I will try just to talk about what I feel and ask you not to think anything I say reflects badly on Sir Jon. He is – lol, no, wait, I’m not talking about him, not about how amazingly kind and firm and gentle and thoughtful and right for me he is. Nope. NOT saying it.

Enough. Let me stop here before I dig myself even deeper into this hole than I already have gotten myself in. But understand that right now, I am happy all the way through.

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9 thoughts on “Submissive Humor

  1. Ah, but the falling is so sweet, is it not? The beginning is always the most passionate, the most intense, the most intoxicating…. enjoy this time, my friend. This time is YOURS! And personally, I hope you write about it like crazy! I’m sure Sir Jon will offer his firm guidance if you say anything he feels needs correcting 😉 XOXO

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    • Omg, the beginning, this part, is absolutely the best! I am totally enjoying it. When I’m not freaking out in a panic about what I’m doing, that is. 🙄. You know how I am.

      And that last part of your comment made me laugh – you’re so right about his firm guidance. But you make a good point about writing as much as I want – there is some freedom in that as well. All I have to do is the best I can, and have no doubt Sir would be willing to correct me as needed.

      Nice. Thanks for sharing the joy with me Nora. 💜

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