I’m rarely on Fet, although I have a profile (that doesn’t link to this blog, so shhhhh…) But I’ll get a message from some random person occasionally and wander over to respond, sometimes have a desultory conversation with them until one of us get bored, That happened recently with someone who goes by the name “naked—–69” but using an actual name, not dashes. He’s an exhibitionist, hence the naked part. And 69 cause of course.
So we exchanged messages for a few days, until it ended with a yawn when he announced, ‘I’m lying on my bed naked watching a movie with my roommate,” and I had an involuntary visual of that. Well, several, actually. None of them were really pictures I wanted to linger on.
I didn’t know what to say back. I could think of lots of things: “Is your roommate naked too?” But I didn’t really want to know. “Aren’t you cold?” Are you lying on top of the spread or under the covers? “Does laying around the house naked satisfy your exhibitionist desire? Or is it just a habit?”
But none of those seemed like – they weren’t questions I really wanted to pursue, you know? So I didn’t.
But that’s not why I’m updating. A long time ago, I had some conversation with someone on Fet who was local to me. For a minute, I thought we might actually meet, but then I realized no, we weren’t going to have a relationship and we weren’t going to be friends, so just no. No hard feelings, but no.
Well, I heard from him tonight, as I do every once in a blue moon. And that would not even be interesting, but one thing I say on my profile (which is pretty short anyhow) is: “i’d just as soon you don’t send me any dick pics or messages that just say “hi,” but if you must, i guess you must. i’ll probably respond with sarcasm.”
And damned if his profile doesn’t have him standing there holding his dick. I mean… In fairness, he apologized for the picture, which made me shake my head and smile. I don’t even know why.
Fetlife. It is its own special place, and really, it mostly makes me miss the old days and other lives. But if anybody wants to connect, feel free to friend me, ok?