Got all excited this morning – so to speak – because i saw a post about orgasmic meditation and how you could learn it on-line “in the privacy of your own home.”  When i went to the website, i discovered that registration was free and the initial consult was reduced in price – to $150.  i’m pretty sure if the initial consult is on sale for $150, the whole program is way out of my range.

Sigh.

It might have been fun.

i imagine a meditation induced orgasm as looking/feeling something like this:

Or, if you’re practicing with a partner, like this:

And when i went to find those images (googling “orgasm meditation” and then hitting “image,” which is one of my favorite kind of searches) i also found these great quotes.

(If she’s turned on , you can do  no wrong, if she’s turned off, you can do no right.)

And this one:

(“For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears.  He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.”)

Do any of youall do orgasmic meditation?