My daughter brought home new toothbrushes from the grocery today. Here’s a picture of them.
There are 10 bright neon, multicolored toothbrushes, clearly labeled:
Multi Action Massage
Big Deal
10 Pack
Is it just me or does that seem a bit kinky? Multi Action Massage? How many kinds of {giggle} action can you get out of a toothbrush? And what parts would you like to have massaged with that little brush? {more giggling…} We won’t even go into whether it could actually be a BIG DEAL or not. {I’m voting not.}
No, thank you very much, I may be a bit kink-deprived, ok, a lot kink-deprived, but I will pass on the toothbrush multi-action massage. {Wanders off still giggling…}
Olivia 
… electric toothbrushes are even more fun … bwaahhahha! nj … xx
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Hey, at least electric toothbrushes have some serious vibration going for them! Hugs..
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Hmmm. One word: L-U-B-E.
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Lol, yes, lube would be an essential element!! But – but brushes? Yikes!
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Handle end? Brush used on skin? I’ve heard of the Water-Pik used for self-pleasuring.
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Yep, I get the Water-Pik. Ok, I guess the handle end. And the brush. Hmpf, still not my idea of thrills… 🙂
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Nor mine. I suspect you like your brushes to be more than a bit larger, and the “back end”of the brush to be put into use, against your “back end”.
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Oh, yes. True. ❤
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Toothbrushes are kinkier than we think…
Yy
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Lol, apparently!
yY
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LoL Olivia, hmm, I wondered about electric toothbrushes too lol
Hugs
Roz
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Lol, Roz, um, the base of the toothbrush maybe but the BRUSH??? Lol, no. Hugs…
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Not well versed in the toothbrush action, but I do know the toothpaste sensation! LOL
willie
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OH! I hadn’t even thought about that for a long time, Willie! Thanks for the visceral memories {giggling again…}
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