You can find the whole story here, but i had to share these:
Yep. They’re CTHULHU DILDOS. Just what you’ve always wanted, right? {Walks away laughing…} But they cost between $125 to $175 dollars, so i’m thinking the sellers may get the last laugh…
Seriously, though, or semi-seriously, does that appeal to you??? Would you buy one if you could afford? And could you really use it, or would you just leave it on the bedside table?
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Good Lord, NO!
I realize our friend will undoubtedly swoon, but just… no.
Ugly, not my fantasy, and waaaay too much money.
(I should qualify that “ugly” – because they *are* very nicely done… they just make me go “ugh(ly)”)
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Lol, i’m pretty much with you there. i could not bring myself to use one of those, i mean i guess it wouldn’t be a hard limit if someone wanted me to, but omg. i can’t quit laughing. And yes, i think our friends is probably loving it.
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I think they’d be interesting. The texturing and shape alone seem like they might be fun to experience, at least once.
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Yes, I can see that too! It would be a lot to spend just for that, but if someone else had them… and if i closed my eyes… then you’re absolutely right!
Thanks for reading, and for commenting on it!!
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It would be worth it to have that to try once or twice… and then keep for a conversational piece. I’d keep it in the living room.
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Ok, a conversational piece in the living room would be pretty great in its own way. 🙂
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Just eww for me though it made me laugh out loud and think of a friend as well
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Lol, yep.
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